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A Generic Viagra Rugby Scrum

By: James Holsapple

I've got a sports-related Generic Viagra story. My girlfriend has a thing for rugby. I guess she's #cosmopolitan like that-since I'm an American football fanatic, the fact that she appreciates the #finer points of rugby makes her more culturally sophisticated than I am. And hey, I'm cool with #that. Or, I was, back when I was secure about my manhood, and didn't think I'd ever have to #order any Generic Viagra. Once I started having erectile dysfunction problems, my pigskin was #feeling quite deflated, and I began to feel a sense of jealousy as I watched her watching those #rugby players on TV. I saw that look in her eyes as she watched those dirty, muscular "chaps" in #the shorts mucking it around in a scrum... then all of a sudden the ball would squirt out, like one #of the just laid an egg, and finally some action would start. I suppose it was good that she had #something to entertain her on TV, because there wasn't much entertainment in the bedroom, #with no Generic Viagra. I knew I needed to order some, and show her the true meaning of the #American gridiron, but I kept putting it off. I figured that if I just exercised more, and showed a #little strength of will, that my piledriver would magically awaken, and start pounding her the way #it used to. But somehow it seemed that a Generic Viagra order would be like an admission of #defeat. ##So, I kept procrastinating, and she kept watching those muddy blokes from New Zealand and #England and who bloody knows what other countries where they talk with accents. I knew that #until I got some Generic Viagra and got down and dirty in the scrum like those guys did, that I'd #be nothing but another football-watching American ignoramus in her eyes. She said that rugby #was a sport for thugs that was played by gentlemen, as if to imply that I wasn't a gentleman. #What she really meant was that she wanted her gentleman to treat her like a thug in the next #bedroom scrum. I sensed an ultimatum, and finally ordered my Generic Viagra; within a matter of #days, it was waiti

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